yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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