But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
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I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
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Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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