You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
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There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
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Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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