oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
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Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
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counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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