He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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