i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
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Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
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What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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