I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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