I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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