i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
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I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
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She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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