Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
