Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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