Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
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It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
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Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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