If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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