doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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