what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
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