So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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