Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
that's an acceptable place to lick
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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