Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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