there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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