remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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