Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
the condom got lost in my hair
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
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He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
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Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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