You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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