return my video game
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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