can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
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Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
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I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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