Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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