im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
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