when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
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What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
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he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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