it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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