This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
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I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
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if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
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Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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