I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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