i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
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Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
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Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Shame - the story of my life.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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