She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
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Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
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I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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