What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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