playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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