i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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