just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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