Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
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