She's JV to your varsity
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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