I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
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I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
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He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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