Your mouth is God's brothel.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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