i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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