i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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