My nipple is on Facebook.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
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I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
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I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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