She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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