i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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