oh god the rape fog is back!
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I supernannyed him into submission
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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