i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
