Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
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The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
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Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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