gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
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i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
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Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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