The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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