I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Never underestimate the power of titties
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