so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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