i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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