This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Just high enough for therapy.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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