I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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