im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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