I bet he comes in French.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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